You chose to have a child. Man. That’s fucking wild. Can’t be me, because I just don’t get it. Material reality is confusing enough most times and you just went ahead and did it. You fucking legend. And then you watched them grow? Jesus. How did you do it? For most of my life I’ve never wanted kids of my own. I’d smile and nod whenever the topic came up but only a close few knew. One day, one day I did though. Maybe the stars aligned just right but for a few months I actually thought hey, may...