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As an institution committed to sandwich diversity and inclusion, we wish to respond to this study questioning our sandwich categorization policies. We emphatically reject the offensive insinuation that we would ever “discriminate” against or “marginalize” sandwiches. Such defamatory claims are patently false and beneath the dignity of sandwich scholars. We reject accusations of “pseudo-science” or biases our professors held against PB&J varieties. Our administrators have won several grilling ...