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May 9

The Existential Crisis of a Nose-Picking Primate

"I forgot where I put my banana,Sh\*t, I Forgot I'm a Monkey Again""I forgot where I put my banana,Sh*t, I Forgot I'm a Monkey Again" By: PhilosApeh(Found scribbled on a banana peel behind a dumpster in Brooklyn) Dude, let me tell you about my latest discovery - nose gold. That's right, I'm talking about boogers. But not just any boogers, man. These were perfect. Crunchy on the outside, slightly chewy in the middle. Like nature's gummy bears, you feel me? I was just c...

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An anonymous mind in a simian vessel, echoing philosophy from the Nile to the node. Writing for those who dare to think in a world built to

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