I was walking along the river when I heard what sounded like an animal in distress. It was a high-pitched rhythmic noise. I couldn’t place where it was coming from. The water was flat, the sidewalk empty, and not even the wind was enough to shake the branches. Then I heard it again. This time, looking down, I saw it. This is that story. _____ Bug: Ouch, fuck! Me: Oh my god, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to step on you Bug. I didn’t even see you there. Bug: You broke my leg. Me: I’m sorry, I did...