I used to believe. Not in people — let’s not get weird — but in the mission. The idea that DeFi would save us all. That if we just had the right smart contract, the right tokenomics, and enough hype on Crypto Twitter, we’d finally be free from the fiat matrix. What did I get instead? A folder full of worthless tokens and a new hobby of watching DAOs implode in slow motion.The Glory DaysI remember when I was shilling Curve like it was the second coming. Waking up in the middle of the night to ...

I used to believe. Not in people — let’s not get weird — but in the mission. The idea that DeFi would save us all. That if we just had the right smart contract, the right tokenomics, and enough hype on Crypto Twitter, we’d finally be free from the fiat matrix. What did I get instead? A folder full of worthless tokens and a new hobby of watching DAOs implode in slow motion.The Glory DaysI remember when I was shilling Curve like it was the second coming. Waking up in the middle of the night to ...