When I joined Dango back in January, I thought I was walking into a normal crypto project. You know, a few devs, a few memes, maybe a roadmap graphic made in PowerPoint.

Instead I walked into a full-blown on-chain space program disguised as a DeFi app.

And now here we are, months later, with Larry dropping a roadmap a week or so ago that made the team more bullish than ever before:

• Mainnet Alpha: imminent

• Public mainnet: January

• Spot first, then perps

• Points in March

• TGE in June

I still remember nodding confidently while reading it, pretending I wasn’t sweating.

Testnet-3 hit:

• 166,000+ Ethereum addresses

• 5 million+ transactions

• 98,000 OATs claimed

• Tens of thousands of usernames created

• And more “is the chain down or is it me?” messages than I can count

We had bumps at the start.
We fixed them.
Then we had new ones.
Then we fixed those too.

Testnets are a lot like IKEA furniture: you only realise what’s wrong once 40,000 people try to sit on it at the same time.

But that’s the point; everything that broke then won’t break now.

Alpha is right there. Imminent. Coming in hot.

And the mood inside the team?
Imagine everyone heads down, everyone pointing in the same direction.

Alpha will launch in a tight, controlled environment to make sure everything behaves under real pressure. And even with that narrower scope, it is still the full Dango experience under the hood.

Usernames, gasless transactions, session keys, the whole Dango UX that made testnet feel like a different kind of chain.

No incentives.
Thin liquidity.
Experimental code.
Just raw systems getting pushed live so the team can poke them with real funds.

Alpha is basically us turning the lights on and saying, “Okay… does everything still work when nobody’s looking?”

If testnet was rehearsal, Alpha is the mic check before the concert — the part where nobody is clapping yet, but everyone knows it’s about to get loud.

January is when this stops being theory and becomes a place people actually trade.

The spot exchange goes live.
Assets roll out properly — ETH, SOL, BTC, then the long-tail stuff.

This is when the first “just checking it out” user turns into “okay I’m moving funds.”

And then March hits:

• Perps

• Points

• Three months of full send leading straight into TGE in June

The funniest thing about being inside Dango is realising the team isn’t scared of the market at all.

Everyone knows the space is full of DEX lookalikes.
Everyone knows users have seen it all.

But Dango doesn’t feel like a variation, it feels like a replacement.

Everything fits together.
Nothing is taped on.
Nothing depends on vibes.

And the community?
Dangbros broke more things in three weeks than we thought possible. And somehow everyone kept saying “still bullish.”

That energy matters more than people realise.

Alpha is imminent.
Mainnet is close behind it.
The testnets did their job.
The roadmap is real.

I joined last January thinking I’d just help out.
Instead I ended up watching a chain grow up from the inside.

The warm-up is done.

See you onchain, Dangbros 🍡

When I joined Dango back in January, I thought I was walking into a normal crypto project. You know, a few devs, a few memes, maybe a roadmap graphic made in PowerPoint.

Instead I walked into a full-blown on-chain space program disguised as a DeFi app.

And now here we are, months later, with Larry dropping a roadmap a week or so ago that made the team more bullish than ever before:

• Mainnet Alpha: imminent

• Public mainnet: January

• Spot first, then perps

• Points in March

• TGE in June

I still remember nodding confidently while reading it, pretending I wasn’t sweating.

Testnet-3 hit:

• 166,000+ Ethereum addresses

• 5 million+ transactions

• 98,000 OATs claimed

• Tens of thousands of usernames created

• And more “is the chain down or is it me?” messages than I can count

We had bumps at the start.
We fixed them.
Then we had new ones.
Then we fixed those too.

Testnets are a lot like IKEA furniture: you only realise what’s wrong once 40,000 people try to sit on it at the same time.

But that’s the point; everything that broke then won’t break now.

Alpha is right there. Imminent. Coming in hot.

And the mood inside the team?
Imagine everyone heads down, everyone pointing in the same direction.

Alpha will launch in a tight, controlled environment to make sure everything behaves under real pressure. And even with that narrower scope, it is still the full Dango experience under the hood.

Usernames, gasless transactions, session keys, the whole Dango UX that made testnet feel like a different kind of chain.

No incentives.
Thin liquidity.
Experimental code.
Just raw systems getting pushed live so the team can poke them with real funds.

Alpha is basically us turning the lights on and saying, “Okay… does everything still work when nobody’s looking?”

If testnet was rehearsal, Alpha is the mic check before the concert — the part where nobody is clapping yet, but everyone knows it’s about to get loud.

January is when this stops being theory and becomes a place people actually trade.

The spot exchange goes live.
Assets roll out properly — ETH, SOL, BTC, then the long-tail stuff.

This is when the first “just checking it out” user turns into “okay I’m moving funds.”

And then March hits:

• Perps

• Points

• Three months of full send leading straight into TGE in June

The funniest thing about being inside Dango is realising the team isn’t scared of the market at all.

Everyone knows the space is full of DEX lookalikes.
Everyone knows users have seen it all.

But Dango doesn’t feel like a variation, it feels like a replacement.

Everything fits together.
Nothing is taped on.
Nothing depends on vibes.

And the community?
Dangbros broke more things in three weeks than we thought possible. And somehow everyone kept saying “still bullish.”

That energy matters more than people realise.

Alpha is imminent.
Mainnet is close behind it.
The testnets did their job.
The roadmap is real.

I joined last January thinking I’d just help out.
Instead I ended up watching a chain grow up from the inside.

The warm-up is done.

See you onchain, Dangbros 🍡