Because wow, they truly are. Like many people, I’ve had printers break on me in a myriad of irritating ways. Sometimes, the nozzles on inkjet cartridges started leaking or clogging, or wireless connections crapped out and never worked again. Other times, paper jams created a pile of internal confetti impossible to extract — or, conversely, the printer insisted it suffered from a paper jam that didn’t exist.

Then there’s the shakedown of wildly expensive, proprietary inkjet-cartridges, a substance “more expensive than vintage Champagne and even human blood”.

Printers are thus weird outliers in world where most other consumer tech has gotten better over time. Processors have gotten faster; hard drives have plummeted in price. Name nearly any tech category, and it’s better and cheaper than previous decades.

But not printers. They were wretched ten years ago, and they’re wretched still.

Why?

It’s kind of interesting, really. I’ve been low-key reading and researching this for years and years, and the upshot is there’s no single reason printers are so lousy. It’s more a constellation of interlocking and reinforcing reasons.

But the Four Big Reasons Printers Are Wretched are …

Because wow, they truly are. Like many people, I’ve had printers break on me in a myriad of irritating ways. Sometimes, the nozzles on inkjet cartridges started leaking or clogging, or wireless connections crapped out and never worked again. Other times, paper jams created a pile of internal confetti impossible to extract — or, conversely, the printer insisted it suffered from a paper jam that didn’t exist.

Then there’s the shakedown of wildly expensive, proprietary inkjet-cartridges, a substance “more expensive than vintage Champagne and even human blood”.

Printers are thus weird outliers in world where most other consumer tech has gotten better over time. Processors have gotten faster; hard drives have plummeted in price. Name nearly any tech category, and it’s better and cheaper than previous decades.

But not printers. They were wretched ten years ago, and they’re wretched still.

Why?

It’s kind of interesting, really. I’ve been low-key reading and researching this for years and years, and the upshot is there’s no single reason printers are so lousy. It’s more a constellation of interlocking and reinforcing reasons.

But the Four Big Reasons Printers Are Wretched are …