The entire thing is around 2022 words, to specific 2078 words The following parts are from a friend who wishes to keep her (hint) name anonymous. Here is what she wishes to address tonight :) "Hi, I'm COVID-19, and I am immensely pleased to be spending the third year with you humans on this gorgeous-" "Get lost." (this is what the polite version of a conversation with COVID would look like. I do know viruses are not organisms please don't come at me. ) Time flies by and the global c...