Welcome to The Female Founder’s apartment. The ceilings are lined with dentil molding, which you know because when you walked in, she pointed up and said “When I first saw this place, I fell in love with the dentil molding.” The wallpaper is covered with tiny illustrations of teeth, frosted cakes, eggplant Emojis, and dollar signs. There is a lamp that looks like a baguette. There is a bookshelf that makes the books look like they’re defying gravity — it’s just an illusion. There’s a chandeli...