Who’s the dopest of them all?

Who’s soul enchants and seduces,

Makes beauties faint and fall,

Like leaves in the autumn

Why it’s you and me.

How else could things be?

Dopeness is in all things.

Dopeness expresses itself through all hearts.

Even in the smooth, stealthy farts.

When Dopeness is present,

You can make fart jokes.

And everyone nods and agrees.

Yes, farts are dope.

This is the way.

Who’s the dopest of them all?

Who’s soul enchants and seduces,

Makes beauties faint and fall,

Like leaves in the autumn

Why it’s you and me.

How else could things be?

Dopeness is in all things.

Dopeness expresses itself through all hearts.

Even in the smooth, stealthy farts.

When Dopeness is present,

You can make fart jokes.

And everyone nods and agrees.

Yes, farts are dope.

This is the way.