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avatar2 review

Avatar 2 was a fantastic piece of liberal hollywood universal studios tour ride nonsense. It was every single left leaning American trope from the past decade fisted into 3+ hours of formulaic James Cameron CGI. In lieu of reviewing it I’d like to instead highlight my favorite virtue signals referenced in appreciation of just how well JC canvassed #America2023.

The List

Old Colonel-turned-Na’vi leans into American Indian racist rhetoric with impunity. No non-white “villain” humans. White-American Bigotry ✅

“I’ll get you his scalp.”

Gay fish bromance. LGBTQ Demographic ✅

“I know how you feel. I feel alone too. Outcast.”
“I know how you feel. I feel alone too. Outcast.”

One single Asian woman who was conveniently part of the whale hunting squad (along with the harpoon having the Japanese characters 日浦 on it). Anti-Asian Jab ✅

(ngl it almost made me appreciate the sport of the hunt)
(ngl it almost made me appreciate the sport of the hunt)

Nearly-nude white kid with dreads feeling misunderstood because he feels more Na’vi than human. Eminem 8-Mile Demographic ✅

"Some of my best friends are Na'vi"
"Some of my best friends are Na'vi"

Cross-species pregnant mother heart-to-heart to hammer home the togetherness of women around the world universe?. Edie Falcon Cameo. Susan Sarandon Cameo. White Women Guilt Assuaged ✅

"Our existence on this Earth is a puzzle."
"Our existence on this Earth is a puzzle."

Prayer saves the day. Soft return to mainstream appreciation for “faith” post-COVID. Girl has seizure, modern medicine failed but (non-denominational) faith is (ecumenical? universal?). God ✅

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Other than that the colors were great and the action was solid enough.

Rating: 4 out of 5

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