My future is bright

my future is very very bright

jurgen bey tells me i have a very bright future because i have a bachelors degree and i also have a masters degree. i am a master in something. I have paid so much money and time i must be an expert. now i can tell middle aged dutch guys wearing margiela sweaters that they should hire me. because i am an expert. i am an expert in creating immediate space. its a very good skill to have. the middle aged dutch guys with margiela sweaters agreed. that is a good skill. but just not good enough for a real salary.

never mind. i’ll take it, i can handle it.

my dad says we’re not frugal enough. he says that its one of the best qualities you can have. when im at his place i am afraid to cut the cheese because he likes his block of cheese to be very straight and not shaped like a canoe. canoe shaped cheese is not frugal so he always looks at me when i cut the cheese. unsurprisingly i’ve received many compliments about the straightness of cheese in my own fridge.

sometimes im worried my lifestyle is too expensive for my life but then i remind myself of the straightness of the cheese and i know i will be ok. i am an important piece in a complicated puzzle.