Henlo yeetards,

In cyberspace there is a chain, a fake chain both in existence and non-existence, and on this chain there is a game, a game that is so yeetarded that the player base doesn’t even know how to play… yet here we all are.

The game tbc is talking about is Yeet It, the 🅱️remier bonzi on a fake chain called Berachain (bArtio).

Here is how to play that game, buckle up yeetard 👇

The Game of Yeet

In a basement somewhere deep in the woods (codename area 69) a man known as Lord Pemberton Squigglebop, or simply ‘Pemby’ conceived the idea of a game of yeeting. A game where beeple larping as beras on the internet could yeet away their fake internet money for the chance to win it all.

His idea formed what we call Yeet It - a game played by distinguished (yeetarded) beras, and here is the ruleset that Pemby created and then later refined 👇

When Mr Pemberton created the game of yeet, and defined its rules, Pemby set in motion a butterfly effect that would change the fabric of space and time forever. As space-time literally ripped apart, a new timeline was created and the trajectory of the berachain ecosystem changed forever.

Yeetards upon yeetards flocked to the new game, and a yeet-centric battle royal would ensue with Berachain as its battlefield. Many yeetards have come and gone. Winners, losers, and every yeetard in-between. This is the place where legends are made.. So what will your legend be? Will you go out in a yeet of glory, or will you stick around to win it all, and become le Crème de la crème, the best of the best, and at the very pinnacle of a player base filled with crack addicts, larping as beras in cyberspace?

Well.. its your story to make yeetard.. So lets see how you get on.

Btw, we all know beras can’t read. So if you skipped what was written above, basically you’re a bera looking for something to do, you’re possibly addicted to crack and almost definitely yeetarded.

Time to bake something of your life, and it all starts here with The Yeet handbook, defining the early meta in Yeet It - the bremier ponzi on Berachain.

The Yeet It Handbook (A Bidiots Guide to Yeetological Warfare)

Whilst technically not in handbook form, the yeet handbook serves as a north star for playing the Game of Yeet. What you’re about to learn will define your future, and level the the playing field between you, the new, poor and yeetarded player, and the experienced, possibly rich and more yeetarded players you’ll be facing.

To play the Game of Yeet, one must understand that the game has a meta. To play the meta well is to identify it, counter it and win. To survive the test of time… adapt, improvise, overcome.. and absolutely do not to cum your load too soon, or so the saying goes…

So, we’ve kept you waiting long enough, it’s time to get learning yeetard 👇

Here are 69 defining Strategies for Navigating the Early Meta in the Game of Yeet

Yeet Bomb

Yeet Storm

Yeet Sniper

Force ‘Em Up

Multi-Yeet

Fake Goodnight

Rile-em-up

Last-Ditch Defender

Ad-Space Yeeter

With great power comes great responsibility... yeetard, trust urself and go wild! Your destiny is in your own hands now… so don’t fkc it up!

Defining the early meta, tbc has done for you, but over time you’ll need to define it yourself. Good luck beras!

tbc out