What do you do for Christmas and what is your favorite thing about it?

Sit down and cross your legs, please!

Sometimes my wife thinks of things I did in the past that made her mad and she gets mad all over again.

I wish Star Wars had a happier plot.

They got a big one.

Can I lick the bottom of the ice cream container?

The way you said that didn't make sense.

This vase is made of glass.

I want to be married.

It is the morning.