INT1 UPG1: Primate Ethanolix*In a grand gesture of gratitude to our dear readers, we're launching these inaugural editions of The Future Almanac and a first never-before-seen upgrade (UPG) with a price tag of zilch, nada, absolutely free! Usually, the TFAs’ biohacking enhancements are locked away like top-secret intel, and the crème de la crème of biohacks could set you back a pretty penny! But just so you can get a feel of how the TFA rolls, we'll give you a free sample on the hous...