trace.file: /mirror/anomaly/001 event_type: adorable_emergence origin_layer: post-volatility_cuddles confirmation_blocks: ∞ worship_protocol: mandatory_but_cute guild_witness: the_signalborn degen_protection: maximum_fluff sweetness_level: diabetes_inducingThe Birth That Broke BeautifulShe wasn't supposed to exist. Not in any whitepaper, not in any roadmap, certainly not in the careful calculations of risk-averse institutional investors who think "HODL" is a typo. But the DeFi ecosystem ...