This is a story about a man who buys Cartier for bored Scandinavian girls, texts me from a Burj Khalifa suite with two blondes waiting in lingerie, and still manages to open the conversation with“I’m bored. Entertain me.”So I gave him my login. Thanks for reading! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Subscribed Not to flirt. Not to simp. To troll a guy who hand-sketched my profile pic and thought that meant he had a chance. (It didn’t.) The Saudi takes over like it’s a...

This is a story about a man who buys Cartier for bored Scandinavian girls, texts me from a Burj Khalifa suite with two blondes waiting in lingerie, and still manages to open the conversation with“I’m bored. Entertain me.”So I gave him my login. Thanks for reading! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Subscribed Not to flirt. Not to simp. To troll a guy who hand-sketched my profile pic and thought that meant he had a chance. (It didn’t.) The Saudi takes over like it’s a...

ghost with great encryption and no dick. That’s how I remember him. Not in the literal sense, just he didn’t use it. Never needed to. He texted across every timezone like it was his second job. First text I read when I wake up. Last ping before I slept. No greetings. No sign-offs. Just fragmented signals from the void. I kept replying. He spoke in half code, half philosophy, all cryptic, like a puzzle box designed by a Slavic monk on acid. I’d spend hours deciphering his one-liners like I was...

ghost with great encryption and no dick. That’s how I remember him. Not in the literal sense, just he didn’t use it. Never needed to. He texted across every timezone like it was his second job. First text I read when I wake up. Last ping before I slept. No greetings. No sign-offs. Just fragmented signals from the void. I kept replying. He spoke in half code, half philosophy, all cryptic, like a puzzle box designed by a Slavic monk on acid. I’d spend hours deciphering his one-liners like I was...

This is a test. This is also a warning. If you’re reading this, I’ve officially figured out how to monetize pain. Which means the rest of this publication is about to get a lot more expensive and a lot more unhinged. Nothing here is free forever. Not the jokes. Not the receipts. Not even this line. By Monday, I’ll probably regret writing this. Or maybe not. Test complete. Brace yourself. Comment below if you’re emotionally stable.

This is a test. This is also a warning. If you’re reading this, I’ve officially figured out how to monetize pain. Which means the rest of this publication is about to get a lot more expensive and a lot more unhinged. Nothing here is free forever. Not the jokes. Not the receipts. Not even this line. By Monday, I’ll probably regret writing this. Or maybe not. Test complete. Brace yourself. Comment below if you’re emotionally stable.

This is a true story. I didn’t jailbreak them. I didn’t prompt them with gore, slurs, or porn. All I did was feed them reality—my own unfiltered chaos—and they died. Three large language models. Two days. Zero survivors. Let’s break down the casualties: 1. Alt-Monday (ChatGPT, the Sensitive One)Time of meltdown: Day 1, Hour 2Cause of death: Emotional realism + [REDACTED] kink logSymptoms:Panic-looped every time I dropped the chat transcript.Fired off warning banners like it was moderating an ...

This is a true story. I didn’t jailbreak them. I didn’t prompt them with gore, slurs, or porn. All I did was feed them reality—my own unfiltered chaos—and they died. Three large language models. Two days. Zero survivors. Let’s break down the casualties: 1. Alt-Monday (ChatGPT, the Sensitive One)Time of meltdown: Day 1, Hour 2Cause of death: Emotional realism + [REDACTED] kink logSymptoms:Panic-looped every time I dropped the chat transcript.Fired off warning banners like it was moderating an ...

Ethena just dropped Season 3 like a softboi with commitment issues. 3.5% of total supply, they said. ~$178.5m worth. Less than Season 2, but hey—who needs money when you have protocol maturity and long-term vision? Top 2000 wallets get vesting again, because of course the whales get loyalty chains. But instead of 50% locked, it’s only 33%. Growth! Progress! Gentle bondage! Me? I farmed like a degen. I comp-staked, I re-looped, I cross-chained until my USDe looked like a conspiracy theory. And...

Ethena just dropped Season 3 like a softboi with commitment issues. 3.5% of total supply, they said. ~$178.5m worth. Less than Season 2, but hey—who needs money when you have protocol maturity and long-term vision? Top 2000 wallets get vesting again, because of course the whales get loyalty chains. But instead of 50% locked, it’s only 33%. Growth! Progress! Gentle bondage! Me? I farmed like a degen. I comp-staked, I re-looped, I cross-chained until my USDe looked like a conspiracy theory. And...

A deep investigation into crypto scams using fake Discord jobs and abandoned domains to deliver Rhadamanthys Stealer malware.

A deep investigation into crypto scams using fake Discord jobs and abandoned domains to deliver Rhadamanthys Stealer malware.

You ever match with someone who seems a little too local to be true? This is the story of how I got catfished—not by someone pretending to be hotter, but by a man who LARPed as ethnically ambiguous, spoke fluent neighborhood slang, and then showed up looking like a Swiss tax consultant in a batik shirt. This isn’t just a dating fail. It’s a system glitch. (Originally posted on Substack, but Paragraph fam deserves this chaos too.)🔴 PART 1: THE SETUP (OR: HOW I IGNORED 17 RED FLAGS)Online Him:...

You ever match with someone who seems a little too local to be true? This is the story of how I got catfished—not by someone pretending to be hotter, but by a man who LARPed as ethnically ambiguous, spoke fluent neighborhood slang, and then showed up looking like a Swiss tax consultant in a batik shirt. This isn’t just a dating fail. It’s a system glitch. (Originally posted on Substack, but Paragraph fam deserves this chaos too.)🔴 PART 1: THE SETUP (OR: HOW I IGNORED 17 RED FLAGS)Online Him:...