A satirical Valentine's day love letter to Solana: Oh Solana, my sweet sweet Solana, my darling, my love, how thou hast ravaged thine heart. Whenever I put a transaction through you, you make my whole body explode with orgasmic pleasure unlike anything else I have ever experienced. You are like a rabbit, always ready to jump into my bed, full of speed and energy. Honestly, sometimes it's hard to keep up with you.....

This is my entry to the 2026 Farcaster writing contest, using the prompt "How can crypto social legos create experiences that can’t be found on web2 social networks?" Farcaster is a decentralized social media network built on top of Ethereum in which you fully own your account.

Is the unique futarchy governance model being used by the Solana based MetaDAO the future of DAO governance?

As the news from this week continues to demonstrate, the crypto industry is under a full frontal attack....