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Apr 12

hi, I'm unsmiling Ursula K.

hey babes, here’s a little bit about me. I’m not smiling for anybody … unless I want to. I’m not trying to be anybody’s “GIRL” boss. I can barely keep my goddam houseplants alive. And they’re cactuses. I eat pizza late at night. In bed. I’m a messy eater. Like there is often ketchup on the side of my mouth in the morning. I rarely brush my hair. Like, it’s a fucking mess. I roll with that. Sometimes I smoke first thing in the morning, after I’ve poured myself half a gallon of coffee cause I g...

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An unsmiler, eater of midnight pizza and believer in embracing our less than flattering parts of ourselves.

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