Platforms like Zora, Base app, and Farcaster sold a seductive narrative: every creator becomes an asset, every post becomes investable, every community becomes a market. It worked. Until everyone did it. Now we’re drowning in creator coins. Every timeline is a casino. Every post launches a token. Every “community” is just liquidity waiting to exit. When everything is investable, nothing is meaningful. This isn’t creator empowerment anymore, it’s attention inflation. The Dirty Truth Abou...