If you’ve had your ear to the blockchain lately, you might have heard something faint in the distance. No, not the weeping sound of a moonboy who sold Fartcoin at 1 million MC, or the drunk, divorced dad who accidentally sent their entire MetaMask balance to a burn address. It’s the sound of bad memecoins dying. And it’s not just a whimper either. It's dramatic, drawn-out, frenzied and uncomfortable – like a badger caught in a pillowcase. For years, low-effort memecoins were the Joker ca...