>co.: check out our cool app/platform
>user: Hey this is pretty neat!
>co.: ok, now we need your email, phone number, photo id, your mums maiden name, last 4 of your social, microphone, camera, brainwaves, contacts, mailing address, residence address and constant gps location
>user: ok, here you go
>co.: aaaaaaaaaannnnddd it’s gone
>user: wdym it’s gone?
>co.: it’s gone 🤷
>user: gone where?
>co.: we got hacked and it’s on the darkweb
>user: ok well compensate me
>co: after a 10 year class action lawsuit, best we can do is 1 dollar
>user: pinkwojakahhhh.jpg
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