I turned 32 yesterday, this is a significant milestone in the simulation we call 'life' since I will henceforth need 5 (!!!) whole bits to encode my age. In the future, I hope to mitigate the disaster of needing a 6th bit by using the only scientifically guaranteed way to mitigate the effects of aging: moving at a significant fraction of the speed of light in the Earth's inertial reference frame.