Some lofty sounding startup titles nowadays: - Early eng too junior to be CTO -> Founding Engineer - MBA who thinks sales is beneath them but can't sell -> Business Development - Ex banker who thinks FP&A is beneath them but doesn't know accounting -> Strategic Finance - Ex consultant who thinks operations is beneath them but can't execute -> Biz Ops - Ex VC who thinks every operating role is beneath them but has no tangible skills -> "special projects"