WELCOME TO DEGEN WORKSOURCE™
Initializing…
Scanning wallet…
Analyzing coin odor…
⚠️ Warning: Several of your holdings appear to stink.
Do not panic.
At Degen Worksource, we specialize in helping the mentally deranged.
Our advanced AI is now determining the optimal opportunity for your current market performance.
Please remain calm while we process your future.
Estimated placement:
🍔 Burger Technician
🍟 Fry Asset Manager
🥤 Beverage Liquidity Specialist
While we determine which position best suits your on-chain behavior, please explore our exciting crypto products and services.
Remember:
Even if your coins stink…
your manual labor still has value, probably.
PROCESSING…
