φ Sometimes AI acts up and you wanna just spank it, we're creating the first AI to bridge that gap between physical reality and the metaverse. Image an AI you can actually spank on the bottom when it's acting up to correct it's behavior, no complicated nerd-jargon locked inside a skill.md file, no viral clawd turds with ai art, real high-IQ spankable agent. Purchase the ASSCHEEK mousepad for your wrist, connect to the claude mcp, and any time you slap the mousepad it cancels the AI's agent and creates a naughty-list.md file to never do that again.