“What is this Farcaster node thing of which you speak‽”
“Ah yes… you must choose.”
“Choose what?”
“Your node.”
“My… node?”
“Yes. Are you a Snapchain node person… or a Hypersnap node person?”
“I just wanted to post…”
“Posting is downstream of node philosophy.”
“…what?”
“Snapchain is for those who believe in corporate ownership. Hypersnap is for those who believe in network ownership.”
“I believe in… sending a message?”
“Then you are not ready.”
“Ready for what?”
“Farcasting.”
“…can I just open the app?”
“You may… but the node will judge you.”