I will be submitting these definitions to Webster. ImpeTrumptus Noun im-pe-trum-tus — A chaotic political force that propels loud claims, sudden reversals, and dramatic self-praise while facts quietly leave the room. Sentence: “The press conference started normal, but then the impeTrumptus kicked in and the next thing you know he was declaring himself the greatest negotiator in human history.” ⸻ Adjective — ImpeTrumptous Acting with absolute confidence while ignoring reality, evidence, or yesterday’s statement. Sentence: “His impeTrumptous plan was to announce victory first and figure out what actually happened later.” ⸻ Verb — To ImpeTrumpt To loudly declare something as fact, reverse course minutes later, and insist it was always the plan. Sentence: “He impeTrumpted his way through the interview, contradicting himself three times before the host could finish the first question.”