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Waking up 40 minutes early to drink tea with your kid before school/work: 5 stars would recommend.

This is the most chaotic shit I have ever read and I really wish the redactions were removed so it would be obvious who said what. https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00143287.pdf

😂 Vitalik’s name shows up in the Epstein Files! Not because he knew any of them, but because they admired his technical abilities.

I’ll bet that one person domesticated dogs from wolves in a single lifetime. And the tribe probably made fun of his “weird wolf obsession” the whole time! You think that would take centuries? Na, the Soviets domesticated foxes in just a few years and they breed at the same rate.

How is nihilism a thing and a word? I get why people would be nihilistic. I just don’t understand how a nihilist person could give a shit enough to write it down.

When silver drops by more than your average purchase price all at once. Maybe I should use silver as god intended: to pay a longboat full of scandinavians to pillage the European countryside.

Ok so here’s what sucks about trading metals: Most local coin stores limit transactions to $9,999 because paperwork comes into play above that. Gold is now well above $5000 an ounce. So for retail, the low risk trading option is now limited to one ounce of gold per store per day. Generally people don’t buy fractions of an ounce because the premium (transaction fees basically) are too high for small quantities.

Hey why can’t people get high on catnip? Are we missing an enzyme or something?

I had always assumed that the movie villain army wearing masks was just an overused plot device or something but the past year has really cleared that up for me.

This dude in Fallout had the fastest ever transition from “this guy fucks” to “fuck this guy”

The T-Rex clucked like a big booming chicken. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Don’t tell me how to live my life! 😂

Seventy-one US dollars for a troy ounce of silver. And people are gambling on shitcoins. 😂

I bet people who fart alot aren’t selected to be astronauts.

Protip for people joining tech related companies that are several decades old: The fastest way to become valuable is to learn to use the oldest of the legacy systems, on top of ordinary duties. Holy shit no one will ever fire the only guy who can troubleshoot a 40 year old piece of industrial equipment. And there is a LOT of antique industrial equipment out there.

Billy Bob Thornton had got to be one of the best actors of his generation.

Silver has become a meme stock 😂

I hadn’t heard from my favorite teacher from high school in a while. His last social media post was about pancreatic cancer. So I google his name to see if he died and… He’s one of the “Florida Man” stories 🤦‍♂️ I didn’t see that shit coming 😂

Oh shit! I got invited to Kennedy Space Center for the Artemis 2 launch! A moon mission is like… the nerd superbowl.

(Chanting)“One of these keys will bring me honor” (drags finger across F-keys) I saw this today, repeatedly. Followed by asking an AI how to zoom in on a screen. 🤦‍♂️