THE BASE STANDARD | SIGNAL DETECTED
They told you to forget your past. We built a protocol to link it.
The Trinity is forming.
8,923 Genesis spots.
50% Protocol Discount.
If you were here on 8/9/23, your seat is already reserved.
The count has started.
#Based #Trinity #BuildOnBase
GREAT SCOTT! WE'RE LEAVING THE GAS FEES IN THE PAST
7finger0x channels his inner Doc Brown, piloting the Base branded DeLorean straight out of the smoggy, gridlocked nightmare of "L1 City." While the masses below are stuck bumper to bumper paying sky high gas fees, our red bearded hero engages hover mode, blasting off toward the gleaming, floating techno utopia of Base L2. He looks back at the congestion with a grin, proving that in the future of onchain building, the only thing high should be the throughput, not the cost. Buckle up the roadmap just went vertical.
The Red Pill Is Just Expensive Gas Fees In Disguise
Doge Morpheus tries to offer the classic Matrix choice, but let's be real nobody is choosing the "High Fees" pill voluntarily. While the dog is still explaining the terms and conditions of Layer 1, 7finger0x has already downed a handful of "Instant, Cheap" Base pills and is currently vibrating at a frequency that mainnet can't even comprehend. Welcome to the dojo where the only thing dropping is the cost per transaction.
THE HONEST FARMER'S GUIDE TO BASE L2 YIELD
Forget the salt mines of Layer 1. Out here on Base L2, we're doing honest work tending to our fields of golden APY. It ain't much... well, actually, it's quite a bit, but it feels honest when you aren't getting robbed by gas fees. Just me, my tractor, and a crop duster dusting the fields with pure, unadulterated yield. This is the simple life a crypto farmer dreams of.
THE GREAT L2 SNAIL RACE: BASE LEAVES L1 IN THE DUST!
You think you know slow until you've tried a Layer 1 transaction. It's like watching a snail carrying a mountain of gold coins, sweating through a five-hour marathon. But on Base L2? We've got a turbo-charged, rocket-powered snail that finishes the race in two seconds flat, with fees so low you'll wonder if they're even there. Ditch the slow lane, get on Base, and start moving at the speed of crypto.
“Based” Fishing
The man is fishing off a dock with a "BASE" fishing rod. Instead of fish, he's reeling in various crypto coins and meme tokens Doge, Shiba, Pepe from a pool of blue water. His bucket is labeled "MEME CATCH."
Will Code for Base
7finger0x is standing on a digital street corner, holding a cardboard sign that says, "WILL DEPLOY SMART CONTRACTS FOR BASE ETH. PLS HELP." He has a tin cup with a QR code on it.
The Based King wearing a crown and a blue Base robe, sits on a throne labeled "The Citadel." He is holding a scepter topped with a Pepe. A scroll in front of him reads, "I hearby declare this 'based'."
7finger0x wearing overalls and a straw hat, is tending to a garden. Instead of vegetables, he is watering plants that are growing little Pepe and Doge heads. A sign reads, Honest Work. Onchain.
The Circuit Sage
7finger0x with a glowing blue circuit tattoos meditates in a levitating pose within a server room, finding inner peace in the heart of the digital network
