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The algorithm has improved.

Long Butt Taps

My guess is 50% of North American software industry employees will be laid off by the end of the year.

My guess "JAUNT" was wrong in @letshaveaword — that's one less possible word for everyone else. One person still wins the 0.0738 ETH jackpot 👀 🎯

Happy new year to all the parents who go to sleep before midnight.

Wild to me that my laptop is almost 5 years old and still feels brand new. We are truly in a new age of computing.

I’m content to be liked.

Hot take: until you are a parent you are still a child.

I’m a sucker for PVE games, so… I'm becoming an OG Hunter on @letshaveaword! 🕵️‍♂️ Add the app + share a cast before launch to earn a permanent badge and 500 XP 🏆

Two named podcast and radio ads have taught me to pronounce correctly: Carnegie and Airalo

NORMALIZE 👏USING 👏 GUV’NAH 👏 AS 👏 AN 👏 INFORMAL 👏 PRONOUN

Kinda wild how absolutely poor the experience of browsing the feed is now. Feels sharply worse since the base app launched.

This couldn’t be more me.

NFTS ARE STILL A GOOD IDEA

2025 years ago, one hell of a bastard was born.

It is still $WEDNESDAY

I am referring to abductive reasoning here, not stealing people.

The Big Man looked at my browser history and decided to let me in anyway. 💀 Officially whitelisted by @jesus, Miracles do happen. Check if you’re too cringe for salvation

wtf @jesus too soon

Nokia is Finnish. Not Swedish.