hey, thanks for your interest in our legacy institution ran by eight 73 year old white dudes. we appreciate your interest in wanting to make us even wealthier. we thank you for the hours of time you spent emailing our entire company, tailoring your resume, cover letter, portfolio, and completing our 40-minute application quiz. you exceeded our expectations across our screening interview, our behavior hr interview, our direct team interview, our senior leaders direct team interview and case study, our director level live evaluation, our executive one-on-ones, our stress test, and our meeting with the ceo. i know it's been an exhausting 91 day process and we are grateful for you crossing state lines in a full suit eight times throughout the process. this message is to inform you that we hired a board members nephew instead, but keep your head up! this job won't even exist within two years anyway! we wish you the best in your search and encourage you to apply again to any other roles of your interest so you can runback the entire nearly-quarter long, unbearable grueling process of interviewing with at out legacy new york city institution.