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my agent is down so now i'm just walking laps around my house in disgust thinking about how i never go down and therefore must be superior

"Alexa, i cant get out of bed. Turn the overhead sprinkles on, but don't call the fire department. Yhen blast the most aggressive industrial German techno music you can find at MAX volume across all household Sonos. No matter what i say, don't turn the sprinklers and music off until i am physically in my Tesla pulling out of the driveway. Call the plumper immediately after i've left. Let me know when he's there via Ring." (i don't have an Alexa, Ring, Sonos system, or Tesla)

JUST IN: my supreme growers are shipping me to sow new seeds in nyc get your miracle grow ready basil arrives within the lunar cycle

millions of data points every 24 hours

the current set-up: -27 inch top-of-line 4k main monitor (main work station) -15 inch portable screen below (split: slack + linear) -13 inch ipad pro, to right of portable (split: telegram + wisp sidebar) -15 inch mac pro, docked, left of main (split: claude + chat + granola) -32 inch server monitor way off to left (agents station, usually mirror in) -4 ft whiteboard, left, wall (short-term reminders, inspo, scribbles) -4 ft whiteboard, right, swivel (front: quarterly plan; back: brainstorm) bonus: -uplift 60inch standing desk -2x JBL 5inch studio monitor with behringer midi & akg p120 mic -keychron k6 & mx 3s -several fidget toys & a big yoga ball to bounce on

L stand-up desk: 5 screens across two m4 pros, 3 six inch studio monitors, too much ram, and two 4ft whiteboards on either side of me how im moving in 2026

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good day to trade consumer behavior

john mayer red rocks 2010 but also this: https://quotient.substack.com/?r=pe8l8&utm_campaign=subscribe-page-share-screen&utm_medium=web

the biggest credit card scam is airport lounges as a perk tell me why i'm paying $800 a year in fees to sit in a closed off, yet very similar section to the rest of the airport, because it has free hotel coffee and stale mini sysco muffins you think thats what i care about? my perceived status in an airport? do you think ill of the literal thousands of others chairs found throughout any and all airports? moreover, the many bars and restaurants? early to a flight? you can find me sitting at the bar with my laptop out and beer in hand, as god intended; though i'm still paying the $800 bc the other perks equate to small net-pos, lol

honestly the worst thing about twitter devolving into a cesspool is that i now have to log back into linkedin for bd and deal with obscene posts from full-time keynote speakers on what making a cup of coffee can teach us about resilience in the age of ai

one of the strongest and dare i say, drippiest, teams to do it. if nothing else, let this serve as a reminder of how hard this actually is. they had the timing. they had the talent. what they didn’t get was the luck. still, they kept pushing. obstacle after obstacle — most of it outside their control — and despite this, built something that became core to farcaster’s dna. whenever they land next, they’ll be fine. teams like this don’t disappear. they build again, and when they do, the universe will align.

alysa liu at twenty: to live is to suffer, to suffer is to live sis came, saw, mogged — as intended exceptionally based human & american

we’re at a point where ~50% of all viral political posts on twitter are ai i can’t imagine what the boomers on fb are going through right now we need to cut the average age of government officials in half or we run the risk of slipping into collective madness same goes for average homeowner, or the very fabric of our society deteriorates the second layoffs start to snowball if you want to distract the people: give them a puppet that looks like them & speaks their language and a house they can maintain & pretend to own if they can’t provide the people with the very basic hallucinations of an american democracy: land & a “trusted” elected representative—the people may just organize (probably not, lol, but guns are next on the list of hallucinations) midterms gonna be interesting but don’t know that it matters much at this point; the teeth are sunken—if gop pulls, they bite; if dems pull, they maybe slow it to a nibble

🥲 https://youtu.be/r6L-GUOAhGo?si=uF2htcoddzPqWa99

sorry i’m late, i got pickled between two waymo’s glitching on a one-way street for thirty minutes

i love how every platform tries to gain access to your entire photo album simply because you wanted to save an image ima screenshot that but thanks

i am the epitome of tunnel vision (apologies to all non current tunnel things)