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trenchers: “All you has to do is artificially support random coins I’ve bought into and shilled so I can get enough liquidity to ride the high and inevitably gamble away my newfound wealth and then call it all a scam and relentlessly spam the SEC” Simple.

$BUTTTAPS

If there was going to be a trial by fire for software engineers I wouldn’t rest until the guys behind the ESPN app were on the stand.

I thought I cooked https://x.com/charliekerr__/status/2015579778737205313?s=46

Tom Brady just said “booty tap”.

Scythe is genuinely the most complicated board game I’ve ever played and I’m playing solo. No more “let’s just play a demo round and it’ll make more sense”.

Opened bitchat tonight and there were people on it for the first time ever.

Someday I will sit in my backyard and watch my S scale model trains plow snow.

Unbelievable they didn’t just call this Big Ed Red

Weaponized autism

$BRACKY rules

If we run out of toilet paper and milk on Saturday and local news runs a shortage story, no snow. If there is no panic and shelves are stocked, brace yourselves.

I jumped on a call with a UK agency recruiter today for the hell if it, summary of the conversation was “yeah m8, right right, well, yeah, uh huh, sure right, mmmm yeah, right well- so uh, do you do a lot of recruiting there at Uniswap?”

Farcaster rules haters drool

When JetBlue was gonna acquire Spirit Airlines, did people think the airplanes were just gonna disappear? Acquisition discourse is a little confusing.

My uber driver is on a call with a woman from his TikTok DM’s.

I own this.

Posting the acquisition news is Farcasters #kony2012 moment.

Is there an explanation for adding an “s” to the end of company names like Best Buy’s, Nordstrom’s, Wal Marts, or Chipotles. Is this a regional thing?

The “bean soup theory” might be the best thing to come out of TikTok.