1. mr trump sir gm (respectfully) it is i, your most loyal exit liquidity, returning once again to request the promised golden bull run
2. i have done everything right
i bridged to the wrong chain
i aped the top
i held the bag with dignity
i told my family it was a long term thesis (it was not)
3. and now i am hearing that your family extracted several billion dollars from the vibe economy and also somehow pardoned cz
4. which is awesome for you and also for cz and also for the concept of consequences (rip)
but for me specifically it has created a small issue called i am still down 78 percent
5. so i am humbly requesting the golden bull run you implied would arrive any day now
i have been refreshing the chart like it owes me alimony
6. please advise on the exact delivery window for wealth
do we receive it via airdrop
does it come through fednow
is there a form i forgot to sign (again)
7. i do not want to be ungrateful
i just need the part where my memes become money instead of a digital museum of regret
8. also if you could announce it during low liquidity hours that would be ideal
some of us are trying to exit without moving the market (because we are the market)
9. thank you mr president sir
i will be waiting on the timeline
like a dog waiting for a treat
except the treat is solvency
10. ps if the golden bull run is delayed, could you please pardon my margin account
