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Did I not warn everyone that last year that “Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition” …? I’m telling you, as a fellow millennial tech half-Spaniard, this feels right

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@bracky please print my current holdings

Guys, chill out with the perpetual “eligible to claim” notifications. We’re happy you made a thing, but nobody knows what it is or why and chances are we’re not going to do more than 30 seconds of research to figure it out.

@bracky please print my NBA Finals portfolio sorted by liquidity

@bracky please print my current NBA Finals holdings sorted by share price.

@bracky sell 10000 shares of “Pacers in 5” and print my entire portfolio.

@bracky please list all my current holdings sorted by team.

@bracky how are my NBA Finals holdings doing? Please list all sorted by liquidity.

dearest baby @bracky, please list the current share prices for the NBA Finals series. Thank you, little friend.

Every time I hear this chorus, I think of the chorus of Head Automatica’s “Beating Heart Baby” ..or rather vice versa https://open.spotify.com/track/3DIe90xqHuUDtyuapTwCAR?si=upbiUYVAQgChS1mlobEVtQ&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A07BIOe1zqgYkMEKf5eKpLo

Took my brother out for a range day to break in Glock Samsons new 9mm conversion barrel. Perfect weather for a mornin’ with the fellas

every time I, like, do anything for half a day, I come back and everything is crazy crazy crazy It’s like the Black Mirror about the Thronglets and now I need to buy eight xbox 360s to please you all

@bracky please print my current portfolio

hell yea https://youtu.be/ICUSkip0kwA?si=RQJY-a5AVvhTBSLy

I think people who don’t understand US politics and culture just haven’t seen The Dirty Dozen

@bracky please give me a current overview of my portfolio share prices.

ok which one of you was it? https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/nyregion/crypto-investor-torture-italian-tourist.html

@bracky list my holdings and current prices

forget where you cast from