6/ Imagine 90 days from now:
• Your personalized longevity protocol (backed by DeSci experiments YOU funded)
• $tabledadrian position scaled with daily app engagement
• No more guessing, data verified on-chain
That's Table d'Adrian.
Follow the build
4/ The pitch in one sentence:
A longevity app where the token grows with real usage, not hype.
Fund real health experiments. Get verified results. Own a piece of Proof-of-Health.
No morning routine aesthetics. No pump-and-dump. Just science you can verify on-chain.
5/ This is for builders who want DeSci with utility, not just narratives.
If you've always known there's a better way to optimize health beyond tracking calories...
If you care about REAL science, not influencer wellness trends...
You're early to Proof-of-Health.
3/ So I'm building Table d'Adrian in public.
Not as "the expert who figured it all out" but as someone 2 steps ahead documenting everything:
/zkTLS verification for health data
/$tabledadrian token scaling with REAL app usage
/DeSci experiments funded by community
2/ Here's the uncomfortable truth:
If you're still guessing what "works" for your health in 3 years while others have verified, on-chain Proof-of-Health protocols...
You're not just behind.
You're stuck in the old system while the longevity revolution moves forward without you.
1/ The problem with wellness:
• Influencers sell "morning routines"
• Apps track calories, not longevity markers
• Tokens pump on hype, not utility
• Real DeSci research stays locked behind paywalls
Meanwhile, the longevity revolution is happening WITHOUT the people who need it most.
I spent 10 years cooking for ultra-high-net-worth clients obsessed with longevity.
They'd spend $50K on private chefs but couldn't tell you if their "wellness stack" actually worked.
That's when I realized: we need Proof-of-Health, not more influencer advice.
Here's what I'm building 🧵
I got scammed today and need to apologize to everyone holding $tabledadrian.
Got drained of ~$1.5K by someone impersonating Unvest team support. Strange how these things happen even when you’re careful.
I’m sorry to everyone who believed in the project and was holding the token. This isn’t how I wanted things to go.
We’ll be doing a safer relaunch with better security measures in place. Lessons learned the hard way.
Hope god bless your wallets.
This is the wallet.
0x86fB4eb33c0c00220B27304A8B2d25cC89a61089
More details coming soon on the relaunch plan.
I just burned 250M $TABLEDADRIAN using the /glanker Empire Builder!
We just burned a total of 350M tokens
Distributed 400M tokens
Next week more than 2B will go into the locked supply.
2026 will be the year when we will grow bigger and stronger
I’m launching a 100M $tabledadrian airdrop to grow the Table d’Adrian ecosystem and reward early contributors to the DeSci and longevity space.
Table d’Adrian is a wellness-focused project at the intersection of health data, nutrition, and blockchain, built to experiment with Proof of Health and transparent on-chain incentives. The app leverages zkTLS oracles for private health data verification and x402 protocol for seamless on-chain payment integrations, ensuring users maintain full data sovereignty while proving health metrics on-chain. The airdrop is designed to bring in serious builders, researchers, and community members who want to help shape the protocol long term.
Airdrop allocation (100M $tabledadrian total):
• Content and research: for high quality threads, videos, and resources around DeSci, longevity, food–drug interactions, and on-chain health data.
• Community and governance: for active contributors in discussions, feedback on the app, and participation in early governance experiments.
• Growth and integrations: for partners, devs, and projects integrating or collaborating with Table d’Adrian.
• Holders: for those who acquire and hold $tabledadrian, demonstrating commitment to the project’s long-term vision.
Eligibility and claim details, including exact criteria, dates, and distribution mechanics, will be published in a transparent document and on-chain so anyone can verify how the 100M $tabledadrian is allocated. The goal is to align the token with people actually using, building, and testing the product, not random airdrop hunters.
If you are a researcher, developer, creator, community builder, or holder interested in DeSci and longevity, you can signal interest by replying, sharing your work, or reaching out for potential inclusion in the contributor allocations.
Participation is open, but the focus is on meaningful contributions and long-term involvement rather than short-term speculation.
Building Table d’Adrian with full transparency on the token structure.
Contract address is
0xee47670a6ed7501aeeb9733efd0bf7d93ed3cb07 on Base.
The allocation splits between community incentives, liquidity provision, and team.
Every dollar of revenue converts to $tabledadrian tokens. That revenue either gets burned to reduce supply or added back into the liquidity pool. The more the platform grows, the tighter the supply gets.
Token holders will be able to stake for 12 to 20 percent APY depending on tier. Staking will lock tokens out of circulation. Holders get governance rights to vote on partnerships and treasury allocation.
We’re building a system to license anonymized health data to research institutions. Forty percent of licensing fees go back to token holders as data dividends.
Full details at tabledadrian.com/coin.
Every transaction that passes through the Table dAdrian app or website will work for $tabledadrian not against it
The plan is simple the backend watches flow in real time and routes a cut into two things only permanent burn and deeper LP while every creator fee is recycled into buybacks until this treasury and this market cap are measured in millions not thousands
If you want a token where real usage and real revenue are structurally wired into scarcity and depth of the book instead of marketing slogans this is where you get in and wait
$tabledadrian