adlonymous | Kernux

A kangaroo is the only animal you could square up with and no one would judge you for it

> get a decent brand design > pay for twitter gold check > "we're building the first [...buzzwords]" > court the cabal to RT you > high engagement, 15min of fame > ???? > $20m seed?

gyal dem wicked but me wickeda dan dem

me hitting up my hg to work on being more performative

Dudes will show the slightest self-control and claim to have gone ‘monk mode’

When a hot new labubu enters the villa so you backflip out of your blue jeans until it starts clocking to you that he’s standing on Sabrina Carpenter

Dudes will literally look at a photo and say ‘mid’ and it literally be aphrodite

If you’re the Lisan Al-Gaib, why are you building a gamblefi app?

built a pc and named it soham parekh so i know it will do the work of 4 other pcs

@mroliverpt @carl @damariscosss the student cabal make farcaster noice for me

'MEV gud' is a big validator psyop so while they get searcher tips, you get cucked in the orderbooks but it's fine cos 'good for the network'

degens will throw millions into sonicmlkpikachu coin but won't spend $50 on a gym membership

I regret to inform you that Soham Parekh has infiltrated my ig feed

i think Sisyphus would have been much happier if for every second he pushed the rock, he earned tokens which he could've staked to get an LST, which he could've restaked to earn 'on-chain points' which might or might not lead to a future airdrop so all the users shit on the team.

Y’all are busy talking about the “S&P 500” and the “Federal Reserve”. Meanwhile my quant is up at 4 am connecting strings on a bulletin board between “Vatican Cabal meetings” and market movements. Levels to this game…

Touched Metamask again to check their UX

I hate to break it to everyone, but there is no going back to “normal”. This is just how things are now. We’re never going back. Who cares about “facts”. What’s your aura like on stage? How many views are the clips of your roasts getting? Welcome to the Coliseum.

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City finally have a left back. I used to pray for times like this. Ait-Nouri is cooking

Sometimes you gotta scare the baddies a bit as an exercise in self actualization