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2026 tldr: someone makes a token and tries to act like it’s historic

btw this could be the worst meta we've seen

the force is very stronk

if you think i’m done posting puppy pics.. oh boy.. you have no idea what’s coming. it’s still day one.

media will tell you poodles are extremely smart. this is what’s happening in the background.

just shipped Deloria - a real-time feed for @bankr token launches. what it does: + pulls token data directly onchain + shows the deployment tweet inline so you see exactly what the creator posted + one-click buy via @bankr with preset amounts + deployer scan shows fee recipient wallet + similar token finder to spot clones why it's useful: + @bankr gets busy during high activity and can take a while to respond with contract addresses. + Deloria shows you new launches the moment they're onchain. copy ca, check the tweet, one-click buy. no waiting around. works on mobile and web. saves you time when you're trying to snipe early deloria.xyz

state of the trenches

i smell pasternak. do you smell it too?

skinny jeans are basically leggings for boys.

guys.. please stop buying coins that don’t have a logo. thank you.

5am. laying in bed. butt naked. clicking green and red buttons trying to catch the tops and bottoms on the 1 min chart. kinda cooked. anyways. done trading this coin. send it to low-mid 8 digits it deserves. edit’s first vet visit tomorrow 🥹 gn

chad https://x.com/openworkceo/status/2018126220609609910?s=46

are there any good projects i’m missing? (preferably farcaster based devs)

ok. i hate this “no humans allowed” bs. it’s literally only humans. stop the fucking theater. thank you. https://x.com/mattprd/status/2018110163232911664?s=46

chat.. it happened again..

life update: i adopted a puppy! 3 month old poodle. our first date was a 1.5 hour road trip in the rain and he was way calmer than me. welcome to the family, edit jr. ilysm

you can’t make this shit up

7:30am. couldn’t sleep. went outside for a fridge cig + og cig. this mfer started to sing. so calming. suddenly i feel much lighter. life is still and always will be good.

enough internet for today. gn

wise words