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I don't even trust zero sugar coke.

@neynar, how has no one in Florida used Clanker to deploy $Iguana yet? The opportunity is right there. 🦎🤡

This is your sign to register an ENS name.

Discord servers must be where y’all are making money, since everything else is dead. Please involve me. 🤲🏼

I want my tombstone to just read: "He lived."

The gambler in me wants red, but the version of me with bills will calmly press green. After all, "surviving is winning" right Franklin?

My excuse? I'm not a movie star with a personal trainer, a chef, an assistant and staff. I'm also not getting paid to look like this. 😂

How I've been spending weekends lately.

How bots are made. 😂

Mona Leefa 💋

Nobody I know has complained about how long January feels this year. Maybe we’re too tired to notice time, or too rich to care. 🤷🏼‍♂️

What's my score @neynar?

Today I searched 24 old crypto wallets to see if I’d forgotten any big money but I could only recover $7. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Lesson in there: Be sure to leave some tangible money behind after every windfall. Your future self will thank you. 😂

My phone wallpaper. I love the colour combo.

Pretty much life in a nutshell. Nobody actually has it all figured out; we’re just learning mid-air. Wishing us all a smooth landing. 🤞🏼

Reminds me of Microsoft's Encarta. Good old days. 😊

Easily 7 and 8 for me.

A week without showing up here feels like a week wasted. Base Posting for the culture. ✌🏼

Just how I imagine shit-posting. 😂

Yeah, but good luck finding the 5% of women that are ok with this. 😰