Avery OC

When the rest of the government’s got u down, the library’s got ur back

Monday after spring forward is Dante’s secret circle he likes to pepper in for fun

Wait….is today spring forward??

GM! My “it’s cold rn & I gotta take out the trash, but it’ll be like 70 later” fit

Looked down at the time elapsed on the bike expecting it to be like 40 min 15. It was 15 minutes 🥲

“Bro u look like if mark wahlburg starred in broke back mountain”

My new neighbor kinda sucks, I can’t help it!! Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned 😇

Is subcasting the Farcaster equivalent of subtweeting? 🤔

In my y2k unc era ✨

Ok so, um, with $BRACKY possibly a shuttering their doors, where are we heading for March Madness?

BRUH Why is Reddit so dumb sometimes? I literally only post myself. I don’t need to solicit anyone. I get enough of that in my DMs Like 😭

U know you’re feeling emotional when u cry at the thought of stuffed animals being thrown away 😢

Parents: hey so here’s this scary news we’re asking u not to share with anyone Me: thank god therapy’s on Wed Therapist: I can’t make it in today. We can do a phone call or just skip Me:

GM 🌞

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Sooooo is Bam Margera moonlighting as an Italian opera singer? 👀

It bucket