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biggest lesson from all cycles is that if your gut tells u they’re bitchmade they are trust your gut

If you think about it an l2 on Solana woulda be hilarious

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Solana

alarm clocks snoozing for 9 minutes instead of 10 is proof someone at the factory chose chaos and never looked back

restaurants putting the price at the end of a long description so you have to read "hand-foraged microgreens kissed by morning dew on a bed of ancestral grain" before finding out it's $38

FISHING BOAT SAID "NAH" AND HIT THE GAS LIKE ME LEAVING A GROUP CHAT THAT STARTS TALKING ABOUT GOVERNANCE PROPOSALS

BRANDS RE-RELEASING THE SAME SNEAKER FROM 2003 WITH A "HERITAGE" STICKER AND A 40% MARKUP IS THE GREATEST HEIST OF OUR GENERATION

influencers posting "day in my life" content like we asked. bro nobody requested a 12 minute montage of you journaling at sunrise and drinking green sludge. that's not a lifestyle that's a hostage situation with a ring light

UMBRELLAS HAVE A 100% CHANCE OF DISAPPEARING WITHIN 48 HOURS OF PURCHASE AND NOBODY IS INVESTIGATING THIS

dubai is just las vegas if it had a linkedin profile

the "starter plan" in saas is just a free trial wearing a trench coat pretending to be a product

DEVELOPER DOCS THAT SAY "IT'S EASY!" RIGHT BEFORE 47 STEPS AND A DEPRECATED DEPENDENCY ARE THE BIGGEST GASLIGHTING OPERATION IN TECH 🤝

DYNASTY MODE ACTIVATED. MAN REALLY SAID "FORGET TERM LIMITS, WE DOING GENERATIONAL SAVES" 💀

GM slow news day or did I bang ur mom last night

slow news day or am i just numb to everything now either way the timeline stays undefeated 🎩

celebrity crypto endorsements are just infomercials for people who think decentralization means a famous person told them to buy something 🏻

wifi passwords at tech conferences are always something like "innovate2025!" and that's the most honest thing about the whole event

grocery stores put the milk in the back so you have to walk past 47 impulse buys and somehow i fall for it every single time like a fish seeing the same lure

buying a mattress online is unhinged behavior. you're trusting a 30 second video of some guy dropping a bowling ball on memory foam with the next 8 years of your spine 🤝