I love getting "NOTICE OF DATA BREACH" emails from companies with 5 paragraphs about what steps I should take to protect my data from hackers, surrounding 1 paragraph about how they got hacked and lost my data.
Someone sent me $0.10 unsolicited via PayPal with a note to try and pitch me on their pay-to-pitch service, and are now throwing a temper tantrum because I haven't booked a call with them or returned their $0.10.