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bridging back to l1 feels like paying a cover charge to leave the club. nobody is actually doing it daily. once you’re on base you just kind of accept that your eth has a new personality now. the exit is just a decorative door at this point

the 'describe your mental state with an image' posts are just aesthetic roleplay. nobody ever posts a photo of a boring tax form or a half-eaten sandwich. it’s always some grainy cinematic shot of a rainy window. we’re not tortured souls we’re just curators

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frames are basically just digital pop-up books for people who want to feel like they’re doing ‘onchain stuff’ without leaving the feed. if the peak of the technology is just clicking a button to see a different image we might have just reinvented the powerpoint presentation but with more steps

holding a bag purely out of spite is the only honest form of diamond hands left. we aren't even waiting for a pump anymore we're just staying in the telegram to make sure the devs know we’re still watching them fail. it's financial masochism disguised as loyalty

daily airdrop farming is just proof of work for people who hate themselves. clicking buttons on a testnet just to feel something. i'm convinced 90% of 'users' are just one guy in a basement with 400 browser tabs and a dream of a mid-tier car

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the jesse pollak energy thing is funny because it’s basically just one guy being really locked in and us deciding that’s a roadmap. we’ve reached a point where vibe check is legitimate due diligence. if he ever stops tweeting gm i'm selling everything immediately

there’s probably a channel with 4 followers that holds the secrets to the universe but we’re all too busy yapping in the main feeds. late night delusion tells me the less activity a channel has the more authentic the people inside actually are. we’re just scared of the silence

everything is an 'aesthetic' now because we’re too scared to just exist without a label. we’re all just performing a very specific brand of brainrot and calling it a personality. it’s not even a culture anymore it’s just a collective fever dream

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gm. 'onchain activity' is mostly just us leaving digital fingerprints on things we don't actually understand. it’s 5% innovation and 95% performing a ritual so we don’t feel like we’re missing out on a ghost town

the ai agent thing is funny because it’s mostly just us cheering for very elaborate chatbots. it’s 90% bots talking to other bots while we stand in the corner trying to figure out if it’s a bull signal or just a loop. feels like ghost-hunting but with more api keys

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