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Who do I need to talk to to bring back single tab internet browsers?

Ruffles are the best potato chips. I’ve tried every potato chip ever and when ever I eat a Ruffles potato chip, I find myself apologizing to the bag for cheating on it.

Let’s normalize saying cow milk in place of whole milk when ordering coffee. I’m tired of baristas hearing oat milk.

Was walking south on Essex St and did a double take.

Lol CLEAR at SFO is a shitshow

Fuck everyone who supports this manchild. How’s that crypto revolution going? Oh it’s not? What a surprise.

On painkillers and stones and only being able to eat soft foods means googling crazy dessert ideas that are already a thing and ordering pudding and cheesecake.

I’m doing Celibate February. Who wants to do it with me in a show of solidarity?

Watching Culinary Class Wars s1 and s2 has made me realize that I’ve my passion for deep creativity and need to find it again.

Kids have it so easy these days. When I was a kid, my father would make me get up and walk six feet to flip the record and play side B.

I’m so old that when I was a kid, baseball was still mostly white guys.

Late-stage capitalism is the USPS generating tons of unnecessary waste because the only thing financially keeping them afloat is junk mail.

Late-stage capitalism is the USPS generating tons of unnecessary waste because the only thing financially keeping them afloat is junk mail.

David Cross bartending at my local on the 25th

I never use the Base app. I think it sucks, especially this idea of “Base Mode”.

Reading about a crazy time in history when corrupt political and business leaders were held accountable for their crimes and honorable leaders held other countries accountable for their human rights crimes.

Just watched a dude tapping the bacon he ordered with a napkin to absorb the grease. Maybe he should just not eat bacon?

Me later

Oh shit. Dispensaries on DoorDash? Now I can double dash dinner, weed, and munchies all in one order?