my favorite kind of “left my job tweets” are the real ambiguous ones where you kinda sorta think you know what happened but in the back of your mind you’re like - wait, do i really know 🤔 - but you’re intrigued so you slide into the DMs under the guise of checking in but really you’re just being nosy as hell and they can read right through it then you feel bad and rethink all your life choices. those are my faves.
and also, this entire post is a nothing more than a nod to the word a day app 🫡