A weekly roundup of interesting stuff in the fabulous and mysterious world of DAOs
Anon’s 💩’s & 🌈’s List: 2021 Edition
DAOs or anons on the 💩 list got here by doing something stupid, making the industry look bad, or pronouncing stETH like “meth” instead of “teeth”. DAOs on the 🌈 list got here by doing something wholesome, making me smile, laugh, or improving the industry in some way. If you disagree, go write your own list.1. 💩SushiDAO: We don’t know anything about business but we know how to get richOh Sushi, my dearest Sushi! As the underdog in the “Sushiswap v. Uniswap” DEX Heavyweight Title Match, Sush...
Anon’s 💩’s & 🌈’s List: 2021 Edition
DAOs or anons on the 💩 list got here by doing something stupid, making the industry look bad, or pronouncing stETH like “meth” instead of “teeth”. DAOs on the 🌈 list got here by doing something wholesome, making me smile, laugh, or improving the industry in some way. If you disagree, go write your own list.1. 💩SushiDAO: We don’t know anything about business but we know how to get richOh Sushi, my dearest Sushi! As the underdog in the “Sushiswap v. Uniswap” DEX Heavyweight Title Match, Sush...
(anon) 2.2
Welcome to (anon), a lurching, drunken lunge at fame and fortune by a conniving sad, disfigured ginger has-been.Stealing from OptimistsWhen I started this publication, it was in the hope of exposing the dark and seedy underbelly of DAOs that the rainbow-and-unicorn-T-shirt-and-mama’s-wooly-cardigan-clad utopia-peddlers don’t want you to know about. Indeed, my “investigations” have already slain titans of this foul industry by simply exposing their blatant misdeeds to my 3.35 avid subscribers ...
(anon) 2.2
Welcome to (anon), a lurching, drunken lunge at fame and fortune by a conniving sad, disfigured ginger has-been.Stealing from OptimistsWhen I started this publication, it was in the hope of exposing the dark and seedy underbelly of DAOs that the rainbow-and-unicorn-T-shirt-and-mama’s-wooly-cardigan-clad utopia-peddlers don’t want you to know about. Indeed, my “investigations” have already slain titans of this foul industry by simply exposing their blatant misdeeds to my 3.35 avid subscribers ...
(anon) 2.1
Welcome to (anon), a lurching, drunken lunge at fame and fortune by a conniving sad, disfigured ginger has-been.Scam Bankman-Fraud’s, “One Night in Alameda”Look, I’m aware FTX and Alameda are not DAOs. However, I’m also aware it’s a quantum impossibility for me not to provide at least a brief comment on the Bahamian meth-fueled & orgy-driven fiasco we’ve all become acquainted with over the past week. Twitter won’t shut up about Scam Bankman-Fraud, FTX, and the ever-so-sultry Caroline, but I’m...
(anon) 2.1
Welcome to (anon), a lurching, drunken lunge at fame and fortune by a conniving sad, disfigured ginger has-been.Scam Bankman-Fraud’s, “One Night in Alameda”Look, I’m aware FTX and Alameda are not DAOs. However, I’m also aware it’s a quantum impossibility for me not to provide at least a brief comment on the Bahamian meth-fueled & orgy-driven fiasco we’ve all become acquainted with over the past week. Twitter won’t shut up about Scam Bankman-Fraud, FTX, and the ever-so-sultry Caroline, but I’m...
(anon) 2.0
Welcome to (anon), a lurching, drunken lunge at fame and fortune by a conniving sad, disfigured ginger has-been.CFTC Petitioned to Play NiceYou might remember a previous rant where I mentioned OokiDAO getting into a little tiff with the CFTC. The battle wages on, and other DAOs have taken note of the apparent U.S. regulatory threat to DAO governance. Sushiswap is restructuring its DAO in hopes of protecting itself from future legal scrutiny. MakerDAO is also restructuring and considering a co...
(anon) 2.0
Welcome to (anon), a lurching, drunken lunge at fame and fortune by a conniving sad, disfigured ginger has-been.CFTC Petitioned to Play NiceYou might remember a previous rant where I mentioned OokiDAO getting into a little tiff with the CFTC. The battle wages on, and other DAOs have taken note of the apparent U.S. regulatory threat to DAO governance. Sushiswap is restructuring its DAO in hopes of protecting itself from future legal scrutiny. MakerDAO is also restructuring and considering a co...
(anon) 1.9
Welcome to (anon), a lurching, drunken lunge at fame and fortune by a conniving sad, disfigured ginger has-been.MangoDAOn BadMy fingers have been quivering with the urge to write this saga since I first got a fetid whiff of it. Few things have brought me as much sadistic pleasure as watching the sad tale of Mango DAO unfold... Do I take pleasure in thinking about everyday users falling prey to an exploiter? No. But I’ll be damned if I don’t get my jollies off seeing $100 million USD worth of ...
(anon) 1.9
Welcome to (anon), a lurching, drunken lunge at fame and fortune by a conniving sad, disfigured ginger has-been.MangoDAOn BadMy fingers have been quivering with the urge to write this saga since I first got a fetid whiff of it. Few things have brought me as much sadistic pleasure as watching the sad tale of Mango DAO unfold... Do I take pleasure in thinking about everyday users falling prey to an exploiter? No. But I’ll be damned if I don’t get my jollies off seeing $100 million USD worth of ...
