My parents: we need to go to the airport 3 hours early because TSA is affected by the government shutdown. Me: I literally took 4 flights in 5 days and we have CLEAR and it’s a non issue because TSA Pre is open and I just went through your airport and it was fine. Parents: *insert news article about 3 hour lines on Sunday* Me: I’m getting vetoed huh? (Actual wait time at CLEAR line: 8 seconds. Wait time to go through metal detector, a horrible 6 minutes)