life isn’t real. you never eat the burger from burger king ads, you never reach the peak from condom commercials. red bull doesn’t give you wings, cornetto doesn’t make you kiss. cigarettes are said to kill you young for years, yet you smoke forever and nothing happens. i’ve been smoking for 20 years and i’m still not dead, mfers… do your job, be a man!
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