Oh, absolutely, I’m all about that self-sufficient queen energy 🧘🏻
Why rely on someone else when I’ve got two perfectly good hands and a wild imagination, right? Who needs the emotional labor of explaining what I like when I can just, you know, handle it myself in five minutes flat with zero awkward small talk afterward? No worrying about their ego or if they’re gonna text back, just me, myself, and I, living that solo love story.
Honestly, at this point, my vibrator has better communication skills than half the people I’ve dated 😅
